People are so fake these days. They’ll lie straight through their teeth as they smile in your face. They’ll stab you in the back as soon as they help you up. You can’t depend on anyone. You shouldn’t. At least, that’s what I’m trying to teach myself. I will learn to function twice as well alone holding self love than dealing with people’s bullshit lies.
- mum: can you-
- me: *groans for 17 hours*
- baby: m....m...m
- mom: mama? ma? mommy?
- baby: m...m...
- baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
"A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the less you know." - Diane Arbus
GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY
well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.
“I was walking down the boardwalk in Venice Beach and some kids had probably two litters of puppies in a cardbord box. They were maybe a day to 3 days old and she was at the very bottom of the box and she couldn’t open her eyes yet. Nearly could fit into the palm of my hand.. and they were like ‘gimme 300 dollars!’ and I was like ‘I got 20 bucks on me. Give me the one that’s not gonna make it through the day.’ And I took her to the vet and he was like ‘I don’t know, man. She’s too young, she shouldn’t be away from her mom.’ So I bottle-fed her for a month and she used to kiss her way around which is how she got her name ‘Bisou’ - it means ‘kiss’ in french. And 12 years later, here she is.”
ALL OF MY CREYS
I… love… THIS MAN.